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Almost got into a fight at planet pizza..I wish I was joking
Posted:Mar 16, 2024 4:50 pm
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2024 4:38 am
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I wish I was joking...but it was like living one of those bad gym memes..

I roll into planet fitness..one of the Smith machines are open.
I asked the bro if anyone is using it..

He says no..

I notice I only have 1 set of 45lb plates to bench..

I look over and this small arabic dude is on the leg press..

With..now get this 16 fucking 45 plates..

He stole every 45 plate from four stations..

So I don't say anything..do I few sets . I figured he'd finish and return the plates..
I see him just sitting there on his phone..

I confront him...

Cause I'm

That guy...like bro..you got every fucking plate in the gym..

Then I noticed the motherfucker took a 45 from my station..

So he starts getting bitchy...standing a whopping 5'7 and steroided out to the gills..admitted he took my plate and will take all my plates

I'm hardly Jack reacher..

But I'm not 5'7 either..

And then bro gets in my face and tries to chest bump me..
Complete with...

YOU WANNA GO BRAH....at 5'7

Yeah that happened..

I'm 5'11 220lbs of someone that acts like the world p issed in his cheerios anger.

I'm old school biblical p issed off old man c ant poop sorta anger

Before I swung on him..I go to the front desk for help.

This small female manager starts giving me this bs about how we all have to share the weight.

Share the weights..bro has every weight in the fucking gym.

The dude literally claimed I was discriminating against him cause I dared ask...
Bro if you can leg press 700lbs plus..what the fuck at you doing at a planet fitness..

That like asking Eddie hall and Brian Shaw what the f are you at planet pizza.

I then had a come to Jesus meeting with the female ,manager that refused to do anything to the guy despite him threatening me.

I told her she's lucky that dude didn't throw a punch..

Cause I would have thrown down..

A 5'7 roid rage idiot that thinks he can just take whatever..

Is a good way to get your ass beat..

And I'm nobody's b
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Are you a wordle fan
Posted:Mar 12, 2024 8:02 pm
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2024 8:02 pm
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Long story short..

I h word the ny times and 5 letters words in general..

But omg..give me a 5 letter word with no s,t,r,n,m,o,I

And this game vexes me...

My starter word is always stomp..

And the answer will always be some word the goated wheel of fortune letters don't contain.

Like wtf wordel..don't you watch " wheel"..do you not have a shrine to pat or vanna white???

Are you not american????

so you make me grind for some psedoeurpean word for

Gasy..

Plop,plop,fizz,fizz.

But that isn't even 5 words

Hold up..

Let me americonize

It for you..

The word your looking for is..

Crappy?
Shitty?
DumbAF
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So how to change the lifestyle
Posted:Mar 7, 2024 6:50 pm
Last Updated:Mar 7, 2024 7:10 pm
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I concluded..

The best way to make a change is to give them what they want..yet..give them what they really need

/ that change you wish to inspire..

Let that sink in

On one episode of sharktank/ dragon's den a lady was looking for investors for her tomato sauce.
She proudly exclaimed they were now in Wal-Mart.

I think it was Kevin Leary that said

So What? Your now 1 jar amongst 30 brands..

You accomplished nothing.

On another episode another lady was pimping a Jamaican sauce.
She proudly proclaimed how authentic it is..esp in britian..

An investor reminder her that not too many Jamaican live in England and how her product will end up in the international section of most supermarkets..limiting its access and appeal

Meaning..you need to be part of the bigger market..
Yet don't go niche...but you need to stand out

Now apply this lesson to kink,erotica writing...

I need to keep in mind those fans of erotica and what they enjoy..

Yet giving them something uniquely

Well your boy...

Not only slightly changing their desire for smut..

But growing it's access to other readers and markets..

If you want greazzzzy......I can do greasy..

But I want you to also think..

I want you to experience the lifestyle through

My eyes..

I want you to say..fuck...that motherfucker dude is deep AF...

Cause I am

That

Deep

Mfer

I am

Leo..

Duh..maybe your finally ready to listen?

My mission?

Is to change how you consume the lifestyle..

You want kink,you want stories?

I'm the greasy hustler..probably the greasiest ass,dirty mfer ever to peddle smut..

But I'm gonna change you.

I am what you crave

But I'm the change

You need..

I'm Leo

And I'm out to

Change the lifestyle..

In my world..

It will be more casual..more open..

It's time to burn some bridges
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Getting back to writing...and trying to change the world
Posted:Mar 3, 2024 7:08 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2024 4:20 am
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There are people that dream

And there are people that enjoy crushing others dreams.

I said previously that I'm not a writer.
I'm not a happy camper just grinding on an old school typewriter to 3 in the morning.

I'm just good at understanding people and knowing what they need.

But I'm thinking of getting a small desk for my bedroom. I'm thinking it might help ground me and get me back into writing my stories.

The funny thing is I told my ex about the stories...

Her reply was...how can you think of yourself as so clever when you don't even have your stories written down?

Yes she can be that blunt

To her
And people like her
Writing isnt a process,it's not art,it's not therapy..

It's not writing unless it's prepackaged and sold multiple times on amazon...

Like her former Dom's book..

Funny

To me this isnt a side hussle or a 2nd job.

I'd be happy to just attach my name and hopefully someone enjoys it.

I don't want the traditional erotica audience...

Cause I want to change

Erotica
The lifestyle

To me kink
Isn't kink..

I told you I am

Different.

And I wish to introduce a new brand

That is more inclusive for everyone
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Road tripping w the ex Domme
Posted:Mar 2, 2024 6:25 am
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2024 6:07 am
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Well I'm not throwing the baby out w the bathwater..

So I asked the ex if she still wanted to go on some road trips this summer.

I have some cash,23 plus paid days off of work...

And an itching to just

Drive and explore..go all American lampoons vacation like the grizwalds.

So I asked and she is game.

Plus these wouldn't be like drive out to California sort trips..

More likely a day drive trips

And maybe a 3-4 day trip if we wanted to stay over.

So from KC...that's like a range of Dallas to the south..Atlanta to the east Chicago to the north and Denver etc to the east..

Maybe someone has some suggestions..

Have you ever road tripped with an ex..
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Stomache virus..WORSE than covid
Posted:Mar 1, 2024 5:06 am
Last Updated:Mar 1, 2024 6:13 pm
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So yeah....I've been off the boards of late due to getting that stomache virus.

Now I'm a pretty strong,healthy boy...I rarely get sick...

But last week I was running on fumes...had the weekend off..
Put up my best numbers ever at the gym on saturday

And crashed into bed....couldn't get out of bed sunday..

My stomache ached,I had the squirts...I slept for almost 20 hours...It felt like I was food posioned..

I got up Monday morn and kinda slept through work...Tuesday and Wednesday came and I felt great..

Only to still be tired...went to bed Thursdays night...got that same queasy belly again and rode the toilet..

Some throw up..some just get diarrhea..some get both..

But id say this is WORSE than covid...

So please stay away if you can..
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The strength grows in me...welcome to the darkside..we got cookies
Posted:Feb 24, 2024 8:11 pm
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2024 8:18 pm
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I feel like the only thing holding my life together..

Is my MacGyver love of duct tape...thank you Jesus..
And Richard Dean Anderson

And that planet pizza gym..

Lifted 300lbs on the seated leg press today
Hit the dumbbell shoulder press with 65lbs
Hit the db chest press with the 75 for 3 reps

And I have no doubt I will get that 300lb bench press before the years end...even though I'm stuck on 220

And it really is mind over matter..

There is a reason prisoners are jacked..
There is a reason that tribesmen in Africa are jacked..

The mind tells the body you must..or you will

FAIL..or die(t)

And if the weights are locked..into place

Then it's time to press..

And by the grace of God

If

The weights end up in the press position

Then the mind screams

Noooooooo

And the arms,the shoulders fire up..they say..

We don't give a fuck..

It's going up

You see yourself struggle in the gym mirror

And the weight rises...

Your arms shake

and locks into place

Then I found myself wanting 2 more reps.

And the mind didn't care

Forcing the body to produce.

I feel myself growing stronger...

And that's kinda scary..old dude..55 yrs old..pressing 75lb db...at planetpizza

Only getting stronger

Welcome to the dark side

We have cookies

I am that badguy
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Fat girls be hott AF
Posted:Feb 23, 2024 5:03 am
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2024 7:25 pm
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Here is a shout out to all the real sized women of the world..

Not sure where we get the idea that women need to be a size 6 and 120lbs..

I was at a customers and this fine lady walked out of the office..

And dammmmmnnnnnn

She had it going on...and probably weighted 250 easily.

So ladies stop obsessing about your weight..

Plenty of people out there think you look hott AF.

Have a great day.
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The easiest way in life to get something..is to go after something else
Posted:Feb 23, 2024 4:51 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2024 4:56 am
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I'm the type of guy that isn't on the cover of QG..
But I'm also not chopped liver.

I find the easiest way to get with someone..esp for me..

Is to look for someone else...

And not only look but email,etc..

And karma..Will see to it that when I click with this person..

Someone else will magically pop up and enter my DMs.

Karma is a bitch because I'm not that guy.

I'm not going to juggle two or omg three ??? people..like am I a swinger????

it's kinda shitty to have to chose...and tell them no.

But still kinda funny to go from a draught to a flood.

Welcome to my world.
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Liftting,losing weight and real pain
Posted:Feb 22, 2024 7:43 pm
Last Updated:Feb 22, 2024 7:53 pm
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Ive

Never seen real pain at a gym..

Real pain is my roommate vommiting non stop..

Until the nurse at a hospital ask permission from the doctors to give him the real shit..

And I'm talking. Morphine .the really shit to literally knock him out.

Lifting,running..is not pain...

I have feet

My roommate does not..due to diabetes

When I lift..I lift for him..

I work a 47 hr.

work week..at 55 yrs of age

I have never asked my roommate for dime 1....I would rather die

He is on disability...and that..pays shit.

I'm happy that he lives here..with me,his mom and her husband

I'm happy that when my pipe burst in my basement..

He will get new carpets,new bed,new clothes,a gaming station.
It might mean a new life for him...a chance to get out of his depression

A new change

So what is pain to me...

When I still have the means to lift..

Think about that..

Sometimes when you pray to Heaven

Don't be jaded..

Sometimes you are the answer to someonelse prayers.

And I grind..

Cause others cant..

I lift cause I don't know real pain
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